Sunday, January 17, 2021

Scenes that Freaked Me out as a Kid


Fear is an interesting emotion. I was a very timid lad. I wouldn’t say fearful or cowardly, but timid. I wasn’t ever really afraid of the dark. But things that struck me as unnatural, startling, or cruel were what kept me up at night from time to time. As a kid, you’re still struggling to understand reality and how the world works. So you don’t really know what is and isn’t possible. In childhood, every once in a while something comes along and screws with your perception of reality and terrifies you. Things that, as an adult who understands how the world really works, wouldn’t phase you, can give you nightmares when you’re a kid. It’s interesting to look back on the things that scared me when I was a kid, and examine why they did. 


 

The Library Ghost - Ghostbusters



I didn’t ever fully watch Ghostbusters until sometime in my teens due to this scene at the beginning of the movie, where a ghost in the library gets pissed off at the paranormal investigators (not yet Ghostbusters) and scares them off. This scare had such a drawn out build-up to it too. I think the filmmakers tried to soften the blow by having jazzy music play as the characters run from this ghost, but that didn’t work on me. I was terrified.

 

Judge Doom dipping a cartoon shoe – Who Framed Roger Rabbit



 This was another scene that prompted me to demand my mother turn the movie off when I was little, so I never saw the whole movie until I was older. And it’s a pity because now this is one of my favorite movies. Seeing a cute cartoon shoe die a slow, horrifying death as it is erased from existence was too much for me to handle in early childhood. I guess by making it a shoe the screenwriters were trying to make it something the audience wouldn’t get too attached to, but the animators ruined that by giving the shoe such emotion in its final moments.


A Troll in the Bed – Ernest Scared Stupid



Yes, something in Ernest Scared Stupid of all movies actually scared me, sigh. But hear me out. In this scene, a little girl curls up in her bed, ready for a sound sleep. She turns over, to suddenly see this monstrosity staring her in the face. In the mind of a child, your bed is supposed to be the one place where you’re safe. Under the bed is sketchy, of course, but not the top of it. This scene just underscored that nowhere is completely safe. Complete safety is a myth. This scene taught me that I could turn over in bed and suddenly have a monster in bed with me. Maybe not this monster, but something or someone. It’s a slim chance of that happening, but not zero percent. This is the stuff sleep paralysis is made of. 

 

The Jabberwocky – Alice Through the Looking Glass (1985)



This is from my all-time favorite adaptation of Alice in Wonderland, a made-for-TV version that covered both books, from 1985. Since this was a year before I was born, I watched it on VHS much later. Being a made-for-TV production, the special effects weren’t the best, but the part that did creep me out was more due to the situation than due to it looking real. After returning from Wonderland, Alice enters her home. There’s an unsettling scene where she sees her parents in the mirror, but they don’t see her no matter how she bangs on the glass. This part is upsetting enough to a child, but pales in comparison to the next part. After this, Alice reads the Jabberwocky poem. The room fills with thunder and lightning, and then this thing, the actual Jabberwocky, shuffles into the room as she screams. It looks silly when I watch it now, but I think this scared me as a kid for the same reason that troll in the bed scene in Ernest Scared Stupid scared me. Alice was home, and home is supposed to be safe. This scene flies in the face of that assumption.


Hermit Ren – Ren & Stimpy



It should come as no surprise that this twisted cartoon had its share of disturbing scenes. But I feel like not enough people talk about this episode, because it was one of the later ones. “Hermit Ren” has Ren, stressed out from his job and Stimpy’s demented antics, reach a breaking point, and leave his life behind to go live as a hermit in a cave. In the cave, the isolation slowly drives him mad. He finds a mummified corpse in the cave who becomes his only friend. In the freakiest scene, he begins to hallucinate. He stares at his hands and watches the flesh melt away. He then looks over at the mummy and sees his face on it. This was too much for me to comprehend as a kid. As an adult though, I get having a terrible job and wanting to just hole up alone somewhere. The hallucination scene however seems like a bad acid trip or something. It could be the whole episode is a metaphor for drug use. 
 

Faceless Aliens – Are You Afraid of the Dark?


https://areyouafraidofthedark.fandom.com/wiki/Blank_Faced_Aliens

Are You Afraid of the Dark?, a horror show aimed at children in the 1990s, never usually scared me, except for this one episode, which I had mentally blocked out. For a long time it only existed in the fringes of my memory. I remembered a hole in the ceiling opening up, and all these faceless aliens beckoning upwards. It took me the longest time to realize this wasn’t just some figment from a dream, but from an episode of this show. I googled “faceless aliens in the ceiling” and found the source. At least it wasn’t a fragmented memory from a real alien abduction.


Decaying zombie face – Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

 



That face. Just that face. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark were a popular series of children’s horror books from about when I was a kid.  The stories in these books were usually corny, but the illustrations were the most disturbing part. And especially this one. A woman’s half-decayed face. Decaying corpses were a major phobia of mine as a kid, and still is. Can you believe this book was for children? Freaked me out. I don’t even really remember the story this illustration went with. This is all I remember. And that’s enough.


Charlie goes to Hell – All Dogs Go to Heaven



Don Bluth put so many kids in therapy when they were older. At least he didn’t sugarcoat his movies, but ye Gods. Did we need to see the main character descend into Hell and get eaten alive by little demonic puppy things? And that is why this is another movie I didn’t fully watch until I was older. At least An American Tail was just depressing, it never scared me out of my wits like this scene.

 

Freddy’s chest faces – A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

 


I was way too young to see this movie, but I remember channel surfing at age six or thereabouts, and coming across this scene. I didn’t even know what it was from until years later in my teens when I watched the third Nightmare on Elm Street movie and the memory came flooding back. I remembered seeing Freddy Krueger’s shirt ripped and there were these screaming faces in his chest, and it just terrified me as a kid. I changed the channel immediately, but I never forgot that image. What was this doing playing on TV during the day where some unsuspecting child could stumble upon it? I think my parents had HBO at some point for a brief time, maybe that was it. 


Trapped in a Painting – The Witches

 


This scene was unsettling for the concept. It has no jump scares, no monsters, no scary imagery. But the concept is what horrified me. Less a shock kind of scare and more an existential dread kind of scare. I fully understood the implications of this scene as a kid, and I didn’t like it. This part of the movie The Witches tells the story of a little girl who crossed a witch. The witch trapped her in a painting, and her grieving family got to watch her slowly grow older in the painting over the years, appearing in different spots each day and becoming an old lady, until one day, decades later, she was gone. The very idea of this scene was what scared me. What happened to the old woman? Where was she sent? Did she die alone in that cabin in the painting? 

Johnny 5 Gets Beaten Almost to Death – Short Circuit 2

 



I remember watching and enjoying the first Short Circuit film well enough. But the second one was something I had blocked out for a number of years due to a scene where the innocent, childlike living robot Johnny 5 gets beaten nearly to death by some thugs, all the while begging for his life. His human friend finds him in an alley, and when asked if he’s alright, he writes the word “dying” on the wall. Did they have to have this in the movie, really? Kids watched these movies!  I don’t even like thinking about this scene. 

2012 Apocalypse Prediction – Ancient Prophecies



People didn’t really talk about the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse Prediction until around 2008 or so, but I knew about it way back in 1997, thanks to the speculative documentary series Ancient Prophecies. As a kid I didn’t yet understand the concept of a “speculative” documentary, and figured if a documentary said something, then it must be true. So I believed all those prophecies, UFO and cryptozoology documentaries that even back then were all over the History Channel and the Discovery Channel. These prophecy shows are hilarious to watch now because of how wrong they turned out to be, but at the time, they filled me with angst about the future. In particular, the segment (about an hour and ten minutes in) about the Mayan prophecy insisted that on December 21, 2012, all of our technology will come to life and try to kill us. It happened to the Mayans, and it will happen to us next. “Imagine all of your household appliances getting a mind of their own, and deciding they don’t like you.” is the quote I remember. Images filled my mind of my Sega Genesis coming to life and trying to strangle me with its controller wires. I have never heard anyone else interpret the prophecy this way. Luckily, nothing happened. And I’ve learned not to believe everything claiming to be a “documentary “.
 

Leap Castle and “IT” - Castle Ghosts of Ireland




I saved the scariest for last. In the mid-1990s there was a speculative documentary series called Castle Ghosts, which discussed various ghost stories from castles around Ireland and the United Kingdom. The Ireland episode was the one that I never forgot. I only saw it once when it first aired, but when I finally saw it again almost twenty years later on YouTube, I remembered it perfectly. The first half of the episode is your typical spooky ghost documentary that’s not really scary. A World War I soldier haunts a castle he grew up in, a worker who died in an accident on the job haunts another castle. Eh. 

At about 34 minutes in, things go downhill fast, when they start talking about banshees. The screams in the documentary always creeped me out. But then, they discuss Leap Castle, one of the most screwed up, cursed locations on Earth. Here they discovered an oubliette in the wall. You might have heard the term oubliette from the movie Labyrinth. Real oubliettes were just deep pits with a big spike at the bottom. They threw you in to get impaled on the spike and bleed to death, and forgot about you. If you missed the spike, then you got to starve to death atop a pile of corpses and skeletons. It’s mentioned that when they finally cleaned out the oubliettes sometime in the early 1900s, long after they’d fallen out of use, they had to remove tons of bones and it took wheel barrel after wheel barrel to get them all out. Fun! Now if that had been all they said, that would have been enough. But no, there was a ghost involved. All of that collective negative energy from the people thrown into the oubliette manifested itself into an elemental ghost known only as “It”. (No relation to Pennywise the Clown.) It isn’t a proper ghost, just a being created by negativity. A tulpa, if you will. A woman in the castle once turned around and saw It, which looked like a rotting corpse with maggots in its eye sockets. They show this in the documentary as a dramatization, zooming in on the maggoty eye sockets. This scared the living hell out of me as a kid. More than anything else on this list. I would worry that It was in my closet or something. 

Anyway, that’s my list. There were probably more, but these stand out the most to me. What were some things that freaked you out as a kid, hm? You can tell me on Facebook, or write your own list.

Thursday, January 7, 2021

Top 5 Songs of the Month - January 2021/Արաց 4513 - Manticore Kiss, Claustraphobia, Into Grey

 “Number on arbitrary abstract human-made calendar change with completion of our planet’s star orbit, now everything can go back to being good again.” Yeah, right. Luckily I think that delusion has already been shattered for most people. Only took six days, ha. The nightmare continues, regardless of what number is on the Gregorian calendar.


Anyway, after doing a Top 5 last month I decided to just keep doing that. It wasn’t the first time I faced having to make painful cuts to whittle my favorites down to 3 and one honorary mention. This way more bands get spotlight, so it’s good all around. I just have to start writing these more ahead of time. I can’t edit the labels on Blogger so it’s still going to be tagged as Top 3 Songs of the Month. I don’t feel like making a new label, but I probably should. I could just leave the number out of the new label altogether, in case I change my mind again. Maybe it will be a little project for me to do soon, go back to all my old blogs and add the new label. 


At any rate, there’s lots of good music coming out right now. I’m still getting through some of the music I discovered last month, but I do have one song from 2021 to talk about. 


Manticore Kiss - Aboulia


This song officially debuted on New Years Day, making it my first favorite of 2021. And it taught me a new word. Manticore Kiss is unique in that they employ a cello. Now a goth sax, like that used occasionally by Night Nail and Lebanon Hanover, is impressive enough, but a goth cello? It’s something I never knew I wanted. The vocals on this track are beautiful, from both singers. The synths are catchy and evoke kind of a Halloween feel. And the lyrics are all about a severe form of depression where you don’t even feel motivated to move. Doesn’t get much more goth than this, folks. You can really feel the emotion permeating through this track, which I love about it. You can feel the aboulia. I eagerly await this band’s debut album, but the single for this track is out on Bandcamp. That’s the studio version, unlike the live one above from YouTube, so the audio is cleaner.


https://manticorekiss.bandcamp.com/


Claustraphobia - Broken



Dundundundundun, tss! Beware, this one will be stuck in your head all day. Claustraphobia is a band out of Nottingham, England. And they do spell it “ClaustrAphobia”, not “ClaustrOphobia”. Maybe that’s the British spelling? Either way it makes my spell check angry. This infectiously catchy track first came out in 2017 on the album “Anthologie”. It took me this many years to hear it, but now that I have this band is on my radar and I will be going through their discography. Another song of their’s that I’ve been enjoying as of late is “Colder Still”. This band definitely has some potential.




Into Grey - Shadows



The most recent of my Top Albums of 2020, “Picture Perfect” snuck into the list at the last minute just last month. I haven’t had a lot of time to really listen to the whole album yet but this track and “Dissociate” are my favorites so far. Into Grey is a post-punk band from Columbia, Indiana. They had an entire plethora of releases last year, and I hope it continues this year too. They will likely be seen on more of these blog posts.




Paradox Obscur - Deep Down in a Box


“And you know the system sucks. Day by day, we’re all fucked.” Ha, so true. I love a song that echoes my own worldview. Maybe that particular line is the main reason I like this song, but there are other things to like about it. The synths set a kind of slow, smooth, relaxing kind of mood. Paradox Obscur is a coldwave band from Liepzig, Germany. This song debuted last month on their EP “Not of this World”, which only has two tracks on it. 
 



Molchat Doma - Otveta Net


We round off the Top 5 with this cold, dreary track by Molchat Doma, off their most recent album “Monument”. The lyric video above has English captions for those of us who don’t speak Russian very well (I’m trying to teach myself the alphabet). From what I can gather, it is a song about living alone in a decaying old Soviet-era apartment, with the singer having apparently just gone through a breakup. The lyrics have a lot of clear visual description; a candle stub in a bottle, the creaky floors, an ash tray with cigarette butts. The music itself conveys the emotions behind the song. I’ve not gotten tired of Molchat Doma since I started listening to them last summer, there’s a certain mood to their music that no other band really captures. They bring you into the world of post-Soviet dreariness whether or not you’ve even been to a post-Soviet country.




Sunday, January 3, 2021

What actually is the best portable music player?

Portable music enhances walks, drowns out the noise of traffic, lets you avoid listening to horrible music on road trips when you’re not in charge of the car stereo, gives you something to do on plane trips, and in general helps you avoid dreaded human contact. I have been through many portable music players throughout the years, and tried almost all of them. Walkman, Discman, MP3 players, and streaming with a smart phone. I’ve noticed that each of them have their own unique pros and cons. And the most technologically advanced players aren’t necessarily the best ones, I’ve come to conclude. I will go through them chronologically, and in the end give them my own personal ranking. Because I randomly felt like it.

 

Sony Walkman / Portable Cassette Player

Broke the belt on this one. Rest In Peace.
 

Arriving in the early 1980s, this was the first truly portable music device that broke into the mainstream. Sony was the premier manufacturer of these with their Walkman, although off-brand versions exist (you don’t want to get these, generally speaking). These were popular until the late 90s, when cassettes themselves fell out of fashion. 

 

Pros

·         Compact size, especially in later versions. They could fit in your pocket, or sometimes had a clip on the back to clip to your jeans. 

 

·         They don’t skip like a CD.

 

·         Cassettes are durable. You can drop them on the ground and they’ll be fine.

 

·         The Walkman itself is fairly durable. There are limits of course, but it will usually survive being dropped a few times.

 

·         Many had a feature for listening to radio stations; and radio stations were better to listen to in the Walkman’s heyday than today. Some extra fancy ones could pick up TV signals too, that you could listen to. This wouldn’t work today because all the signals are digital.

 

Cons

·         A lot of small parts means something will inevitably go wrong mechanically. Most often, the belt inside snaps, rendering it inoperable; unable to play, fast forward or rewind. As I have found out, every Walkman model uses a different belt, it’s not one size fits all. And you have to be able to take it apart to replace the belt once you get the correct one from somewhere. It’s better to just get another Walkman when this happens. The longest I’ve ever had a Walkman work before this happens is about two years. Usually it lasts less than a year. This might be because they’re all over 25 years old at this point, but I’ve rarely had as many belt problems with a cassette deck on a boombox or stereo.

 

·         Cassettes are only so long. The longest are two hours, but most are significantly shorter, especially if it’s an official release and not a mixtape. So if you’re going to be listening for an extended period you need to carry extra cassettes with you. 

 

·         Cassettes don’t have the best sound quality, obviously. Not that I mind, but some people do.

 

·         Cassettes can get warped or eaten up. And this always seems to happen more often in a Walkman than on a stereo or boombox. 

 

·         You have to change the batteries.

 

·         You have to fast forward and rewind. It’s not easy to skip tracks.

 

 

Portable CD Player

It’s 2002, and you just got System of a Down’s Toxicity album. You slide this bad boy out the side pocket of your Lee Pipes baggy jeans, pop the CD in, put your headphones on, slide it back in your pocket and walk to the mall after school. Life is good.


All the rage when I was in school back in the late 90s and early 2000s. These allowed you to listen to CDs on the go. All the cool kids in their baggy jeans quickly ditched the Walkman for these, which were sometimes called Discman. I even had a backpack with a pocket specifically designed for a portable CD player. Everyone assumed they were an improvement over the Walkman, but in retrospect, were they really?

 

Pros

·         CDs have better audio quality than cassettes.

 

·         At the point these devices were popular it was much easier to buy CDs than cassettes, especially for newer bands. I never saw Linkin Park or System of a Down albums on cassette in 2001. Even without the “coolness” factor at the time, it was more practical to have a CD player for newer releases. Note that this no longer applies today, with CDs actually becoming rarer than vinyl records and cassettes.

 

·         Fairly portable, especially if you have big pockets on your baggy jeans to slide them into. 

 

·         Not as susceptible to internal mechanical issues like a Walkman is.

 

·         Skipping tracks is easy on a CD, no rewinding or fast forwarding.

 

 

Cons

·         CDs skip. All it takes is a smudge or a minor scratch and that’s it. They’re a much more fragile medium than cassettes. 

 

·         What’s more, playing them in a portable CD player just gave them more opportunities to skip whenever they were shaken, even if the disc itself was pristine. Most of the portable CD players boasted “anti-skip mechanisms”. These didn’t usually work. Maybe on the early, more expensive models they did, but they were never completely impervious. So you can forget about going for a jog while listening to a Discman, your CD will most likely be inaudible.

 

·         CDs are 80 minutes long at the most, while standard blank cassettes were usually 90 minutes, sometimes longer. So you will have to bring a lot of CDs with you for extended listening periods. Getting yourself a CD binder made this easier, but it’s still another thing you would have to carry around.

 

·         Changing the batteries out.

 

·         They were wider than the Walkman, because of the shape of a CD. There wasn’t much of a way around this problem. It’s never going to fit in your front pocket or clip onto your jeans. Maybe this was partly why everyone wore baggy jeans with huge leg pockets back then.

 

·         In my experience, they are more fragile than a Walkman, and if dropped would break more easily. This is basically inevitable, and the usual cause of death for these devices.

 

Mp3 Players


Top one is the older one. They both have taken a beating over the years, but technically work.


Everyone assumed this would be the final evolution of portable music players when these came out, but they finally started to fall out of fashion in the mid-2010s or so (which is of course around when I got my first one), although you can still find them for sale at some places. There were a lot of different models and makes over the years so it is harder to talk about the pros and cons and have them be universally applicable. The first ones to gain popularity were iPods, which I never actually had. There were various cheaper, off-brand MP3 players. I have had two different ones. They solved a lot of the cons of both the Walkman and Discman, but, they have their own shortcomings. I can only speak from experience. 

 

Pros

·         You don’t have to worry about the fragility of the medium. MP3s can never get scratched, warped or eaten up by the player. They won’t skip if you’re running. They’re basically guaranteed to play.

 

·         They’re also very durable and can be dropped without breaking. Mine have outlasted any of the other portable music players I ever had.

 

·         They’re super tiny, very easy to have in your pocket.

 

·         MP3 audio quality is usually just like CD quality. Only extreme audiophiles could tell the difference.

 

·         MP3 Players hold lots of data. Even the cheapie ones can hold at least two gigabytes, giving you hours of music without having to carry extra cassettes or CDs with you. You just get the music off your computer.

 

·         Most don’t use batteries and charge via a USB, so you don’t have to spend money charging them. Some do use batteries if they’re an older or cheap model, but it’s usually one AAA battery, not two AA batteries like the Walkman and Discman. 

 

·         Skipping through tracks is easy. Easier if you have a fancy one with a screen, but generally no harder than skipping through a CD.

 

Cons

·         If you damage the USB outlet, that’s it. It is the Achilles heel of the MP3 player. If this happens on one that uses batteries then you can at least still listen to it, albeit without being able to add or delete any music. That’s what happened to my first MP3 player, which still works with a AAA battery but is now an uneditable playlist, like a really long mix CD. The USB used to flip out of the device, but wear and tear eventually caused it to fall off. But if it’s one that uses USB to charge, then it’s done for. 

 

·         This only applies to the cheap ones I’ve had, but you have no control over the playlist. The music appears where it will appear on the playlist when you add it, at random, and there’s no way to arrange the songs. All you can do is skip a track you’re not in the mood for. If there’s a particular song you want to hear, you’re going to have to either skip through hundreds of songs, or just wait. Shuffle has never worked on either of the players I’ve had, it just ends up playing the same ten or so songs over and over. As I said before I can only speak from experience, it’s probably different with the fancy ones. I doubt the iPod is like this. But with mixtapes and mix CDs you can at least make your own mixes.

 

·         They’re tiny enough to get lost if you’re not careful. 

 

·         Space is limited. Granted there is a lot of space, vastly more than a CD or cassette, but sooner or later you’re going to hit a limit, and then have to start deleting older tracks to make room for new ones. 

 

 

Smartphone Streaming


Come now, you know what a Smartphone looks like.


The way of the future! Smartphones can do anything, including play music, so for a lot of people they have even supplanted the MP3 player. If you already have a smartphone, why pay extra for an MP3 player and go through the trouble of downloading music to put on it? Connect it with Spotify, YouTube or another streaming website, and there you go. It’s all very convenient. Are there flaws, though? Well, there are prices for this convenience.

 

Pros

·         If you already have a smartphone, and you more than likely do if you’re reading this, it’s convenient to use it to listen to music on.

 

·         Between just the two of them Spotify and YouTube have pretty much every song ever recorded, just a click away. And there’s no limit to how much music you can listen to on it, because it isn’t stored on the device or on anything separate.

 

·         You don’t have to spend money on the music. Granted, this was always true going back to cassettes which you could record on from the radio, but it’s even easier now. It’s to the point where digital piracy is practically impossible to criminalize. Unfortunately for musicians, actually paying for music is kind of an act of charity these days. There is a catch for listeners, however, as we will see in the Cons. 

 

·         Skipping through tracks is simple. You can even build your own playlists. 

 

·         If you have wireless Bluetooth headphones, you don’t even have to have the phone on your person to listen to music anymore. 

 

Cons

·         You do have to be connected to WiFi for it to work. If you’re on a phone plan you probably get a signal almost anywhere you go, but if you aren’t on such a plan (as I am not), you have to be near a signal for it to work. And if the internet goes out for any reason, you’re out of luck, and better hope you have some physical media to come crawling back to. Granted, there are ways for offline listening with premium accounts, if you feel like going through the hassle.

 

·         The artists make very little if any money. I read somewhere that you have to play a song more than 6,000 times for the artist to make a dollar on Spotify, and they make nothing off YouTube.

 

·         The ads. Yes, this is a big one. Your music will be interrupted with annoying ads, killing the mood, unless you pay for a premium account to silence them. And that just costs money every month. Money that’s going into a rich CEOs pocket rather than to the artist.

 

·         There’s no guarantee the song will always be there. It could get taken off the website due to copyright strikes, a failure to negotiate contracts, or other reasons. 

 

 

Conclusion

I would rank these four methods of portable music as following:

 

4. Discman/ Portable CD Player

3. Walkman

2. MP3 Player

1. Smartphone Streaming

 

They all have their own unique strengths and weaknesses. I have used all four at one time or another. Portable CD players were just a pain overall, even the Walkman was better because it was more durable and didn’t skip every time you sneezed or whatever. CDs work better for stationary listening or for playing in the car, not for being on the go. As much as I have a soft spot for cassettes I have to admit MP3 and streaming is a lot more convenient. At the moment I do not have a working Walkman because the two I have both have broken belts, which tells you all you need to know about that. My old MP3 Player lasted about four years before the USB accident, and I’ve had my current one going on three years. None of the Walkmans lasted that long. Outside of sentimental reasons there’s no real reason to have a Walkman anymore. They are kinda cool to still have if you come across one, but it’s just not practical. If I were on a phone plan with WiFi anywhere I go I probably would stream music on my walks, but because I’m not, I have an MP3 player instead, which I think is more reliable as a portable music player anyway, as long as I keep it charged. It’s the same reason I still use VHS tapes and DVDs, I like having something I own that I can listen to any time without it randomly disappearing one day, and I don’t like having to depend on WiFi signals or pay monthly fees to silence ads. I like that I can just pay for it once and it’s mine. But, the smartphone’s advantages outweigh the MP3 player’s, if only by a narrow margin. This is due to the convenience, the multiple functions of a smartphone, and the unlimited capacity for music powered by the internet making it easy to hear virtually any song you could possibly want to hear. I think the best way is to have both, actually. That way if you have internet problems you still have an MP3 player to fall back on.