Wednesday, March 24, 2021

The Mega Everdrive, and the Realization of a Childhood Dream



For years, my Sega Genesis that I’ve had since 1993 just kinda sat there on my shelf. I did play it maybe a couple times a year. But I play my Nintendo Switch a lot more often, and before that my Playstation 3, and before that my Nintendo Wii. It is a relic of my childhood. However, in my online wanderings I began to hear of a device that allows you to hack your Sega Genesis, in a way. And they make them for all the other old cartridge-based game systems. The Everdrive. It allows you to play emulated roms on your actual game system. You can have every single Sega Genesis game on one cartridge. Obviously this is something I could have bought years ago, but you see I’ve been living under a rock for quite some time and only heard of Everdrive sometime last year, you’ll have to excuse me. Now I had experimented with emulation before, so I’m not completely out of the loop. I have played some rom hacks people have made for the Sonic games (some favorites including Kirby and Yoshi in the first two Sonic games, and all three Sonic games with Sally Acorn from the Sonic cartoon who never previously appeared in a video game, the long overdue Knuckles in Sonic 1, and others). I played these on a laptop, but I thought about how amazing it would be to play those on an actual Sega Genesis. So I figured I could buy it, sell my old games, and it would end up paying for itself. I’m not bothered about being a collector really, I just want to be able to play the games when the mood strikes me. I do have a bit of sentimentality wrapped up in my old game cartridges, but in the end they’re just taking up space on my shelf. As long as I still have a way to play the games, it’s all good. It also turned out that one of the games I’ve had since I was a kid, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist, is now worth a lot. Amazon is selling it for $133! And I still have the box and everything. So I would not only break even but make quite a profit by replacing my games with this Everdrive, and I would have access to more games than I had ever dreamed of.


Of course, nothing is ever that easy. I was in for a rather rude awakening when I discovered what it would take to get it to work. I bought the Everdrive, expecting it to already have the games on it, but it turns out you need to purchase a micro SD card and put the games on it yourself.  Makes sense I suppose, from a copyright perspective. Perhaps it was dumb of me to think the games would just be on the thing. I am not that experienced with technology, and previously thought SD cards had gone the way of the floppy disc in favor of USB flash drives. I guess something has now superseded flash drives. These microscopic little micro SD cards hold like 32 gigabytes. I wish I had an mp3 player that took micro SD cards. I’d have a list of songs so long that it wouldn’t repeat itself for months. Tiny little thing though. I mean the original SD cards were tiny enough, did they really need to be even smaller? I better not lose it or let my kid eat it. I probably sound old fashioned. In any event, I made the additional purchase. This entire process could have been made a lot easier, by the way, if they had explained this on the website, and included an instruction manual with the device, but all it came with was just the cartridge. You have to dig the manual up on the internet. Maybe the cartridge could have at least come with a slip of paper with the URL to the manual on it? Or have it written somewhere on the box? Maybe? They expect you to just figure everything out yourself. It took a lot of internet research to find out what to do.


I found out where to get all the game files, which I suppose I will keep hush-hush. Nearly 1,700 games, on one cartridge. And that’s not including the rom hacks, which I’ll discuss later. Something I would never have dreamed possible as a kid. Quite an upgrade from the ten or so games I had before. Getting it to work was a pain though. It felt like you had have a degree in computer programming to get the thing working. I had to download a certain file from the Everdrive website, start a folder called MEGA on the SD card as the “root” of the card, as it’s called, and extract the zip file into that folder, then put all the games into the folder as well but divide it into alphabetical subfolders because the Everdrive can only display so much at once, and even after doing everything by the book I still kept getting an error message when I tried to turn the system on. After digging and digging on the internet I found out I had to reformat my SD card, another fun project, which erased the SD card and undid all the work I had done, then put all the games back on the SD card, remake all the folders and unzip and extract all of the game files before I could play the games (I still have only unzipped the files for the games I intend to play, I’m not unzipping 1,700 files one at a time!)


Once that headache was over though, it was all worth it. I can now play every Sega Genesis game ever, plus the rom hacks. I could replay games I had lost over the years, like World of Illusion with Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and Primal Rage which I lost in the move to Florida, and games I remember renting from Blockbuster but never owning, like Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster’s Hidden Treasure (a surprisingly good platformer that still stands up today; Konami made it and they rarely disappoint). The Everdrive can even save games; not a lot of Sega Genesis games even had save features, but it’s good for RPGs like the Shining Force and Phantasy Star games, and Sonic the Hedgehog 3. Best get in the habit of pressing the reset button, that’s how you save. The main attraction though are those rom hacks. I already had several Sonic rom hacks on my computer as I mentioned, but after digging around the internet I found more rom hacks. Weird stuff like Ninja Turtles, Beavis and Butthead or Ren and Stimpy in Streets of Rage 2, and quite a few Shining Force hacks. I found a few original games too, like a weird bootleg Super Mario Bros. game that’s only real draw is that it’s a Mario game on a Sega system, but plays like crap. And another weird one where it’s Sonic in a Mario game, but is also really glitchy with bad controls. And of course endless Sonic hacks I hadn’t heard of yet. As much as I love them I kind of think Sonic hacks are a bit overdone, and I wish there were more hacks of other games. But a lot of them are practically brand new, original games. Unique stages and music and even move sets, not to mention characters from later in the series or entirely different games, like the aforementioned Kirby and Yoshi hacks. How can I ever go back to playing the original versions again when there are so many better hacked versions of the Sonic games out there now? No more can I go back to playing a Sonic game without characters that aren’t supposed to be in them.



Sega of Japan may hate you, Princess Sally Acorn, but your fans still love you.


Yes, I didn’t need those game cartridges anymore. And yet, parting with some of them was still difficult. I still plan on keeping a couple of them for old times sakes, but I’m selling the games that might be worth something. I always thought I would only ever sell them out of desperation, like if I really needed the money or else I would starve or be out on the street, but I’m actually kind of glad I’m selling them not because I’m desperate but because I’m choosing to. It’s less sad that way. It turned out that my copy of The Lost World: Jurassic Park still in the cardboard case with an instruction manual was worth over $100 too, which I never knew.

 



Those cheap cardboard cases used towards the end of the Sega Genesis’ run must not have survived in large numbers. I never knew I was sitting on a small gold mine all this time. This money will go towards getting an Everdrive for my Nintendo 64. Then I can sell all of those games to make the money back, and have way more games than ever before. Plus, I’ve heard the N64 Everdrive plays NES games too. That ought to be fun, never thought I’d play Super Mario Bros. 3 with a Nintendo 64 controller. In memory of my collection, here are a few more I sold off, which were still complete:







Kinda sad. I remember getting Pac-Man 2 for Christmas in 1996. When the richer kids already had an N64 or a Playstation. I was obsessed with this game. But, it’s not like you can take it with you to the afterlife. As long as I can still play the games when I want to, these are just taking up space. 



Another casualty in all this is my old RF adapter. It was finally time for an upgrade. After all these years, I finally bought AV cables for my Sega Genesis for much better picture quality. I did the same thing for my VCR a few years ago which greatly improved the picture quality, it was past due for my Genesis. Maybe thirty years from now I’ll finally get an HDMI adapter for my Genesis, eh? But I thought I would take a moment to thank the Sega Genesis RF adapter for its decades of service. Sure it may have produced fuzzy picture quality, but it’s the only RF adapter I ever had that just slid right on and off. No need to rotate the end of it around about fifty times before it is attached tightly enough and then only be able to unscrew it with a pair of pliers to avoid making my fingers bleed trying to get the damn thing off. Or you think you finally screwed it on tightly enough only for it to randomly fall off again. I hated that. Kids these days don’t know the struggle. In fact I might keep it around in case I ever need to screw in a cable again, it even made that job easier because I could attach it to the RF adapter instead of the TV itself. But then again, who needs cable TV these days? Anyway, I don’t understand why all RF adapters couldn’t have been designed this way.  


As for the Mega Everdrive, I wish I could go back and time and give this device to my ten year old self. It would have blown his young impressionable mind. Now to get one for my Nintendo 64, Super Nintendo and NES.

Monday, March 8, 2021

Top 5 Songs of the Month ~ March 2021/Արեգ 4513 ~ Rein, Bleib Modern, Mortal Boy

March is here, and the pandemic is a year old, at least in the US. Tired of it yet? You know at first I relished in the chance to wear a mask in public and have it be socially acceptable, but I’m starting to miss being able to breathe at a grocery store. Not to mention what it’s done to my complexion. Of course, I’m in Florida where aside from mask requirements they act like it’s not even happening. 


February just flew by. The future blog projects I mentioned last month are still on the table (a couple music reviews, the complete list of my Top 3 Songs of the Month going back to 2000, etc.), I just haven’t done them yet. I’ve been focusing on my webcomic for the most part. But I will get around to it. I have another album review to do from someone who was kind enough to send it to me to review. You’ll be seeing that soon.


Here are the songs that have been ringing through my head as of late.



Rein - Off the Grid



I heard this song thanks to a mix by DJ Maus on YouTube, and it was love at first sight...er, hearing! Especially since I too want to get off the grid. “They’ve tried to force me into a mold until I slowly suffocate.” I want to do my art for a living, society wants me to have a crappy full time desk job that chips away at my sanity. It’s relatable. I dream of relinquishing my US citizenship and fleeing the country with my family to start a new life as goat herders in a remote rural village in Armenia. If only. I’m stuck here in the grid, for now. So in any case, this song speaks to me. It has an angry desperation to it, like someone who just can’t take living in this modern post-industrial society.

This song is off their 2020 album Reincarnated, which you can find on Bandcamp.


Bleib Modern - Sleep



This is not the kind of song you get up and dance to. It’s a song that hits close to home for me though. I know, oh goodie, another really depressing song in my top 5, time to mark your bingo cards. Somehow this song just captures how depression feels, better than any other song I’ve heard in a long time. It’s a very powerful song. Great music video by Piper Wave too, which I’ve embedded above. Maybe not an official music video, but a good one. They make music videos for a lot of different bands, usually without their knowledge I think. But I’ve never seen a musician be ungrateful for it when they find the video.

This is off Bleib Modern’s album Afraid to Leave, which released just a few days ago. Lots of great songs on it too by the way. There’s a cassette release too, and you know how I love those if you’ve been following my blog.




Mortal Boy - Passion Dance




This could be the one. This could be the song that saves you. So the song claims in the lyrics, at least. I don’t know if this song has saved me yet. Keyword there is “yet”. Maybe one day I’ll be in some far-fetched situation where the song will save me. I wouldn’t call this so much of a pep-talk song, something like for example Omnia’s “Free Bird Fly” (with lyrics such as “don’t you know this song is about you”), which is meant to lift you out of your sad mood and motivate you. It keeps a melancholic mood throughout. Perhaps the song aims to save you in another way, which I have yet to discern. Anyway, I have been hearing more of Mortal Boy lately, and I’ve liked what Ive heard. 

This is another music video by Piper Wave. This time the singer of Mortal Boy found out about it and liked the video so much they proclaimed it official in the comments on YouTube, so there you go, it’s the official music video. 

Here is Mortal Boy on Bandcamp:



Grey Gallows - Dissociation 


The Greek post-punk band Grey Gallows is at it again with a brand new album this month, Garden of Lies. This time they collaborated with the singer Cleopatra Kaido, whose feminine vocals add a new flavor to their music that wasn’t present in previous albums.  The track “Dissociation” is my current favorite. Grey Gallows strives to capture that 1980s post-punk sound in their music and that really shows through on this track. It’s kind of a blend of modern and 80s post-punk, because I think the post-punk that’s come out since its resurgence in the 2010s does have kind of a subtle uniqueness to it that the original post-punk didn’t have (I’m no musical theorist so I can’t say exactly why, but I can always tell if something actually was released in the 1980s or recently), and Grey Gallows achieves a sort of balance between them.

I’m still waiting for Grey Gallows to tour with the bands Forever Grey and Into Grey on the Grey Tour. Or Greyfest. Something like that. Any concert promoter reading this should make it happen after the pandemic ends.




The Parallel Project - Dissolve



For the first time in forever, I discovered a new song I liked on the radio. Thanks to Radio Garden I was listening to the Swedish radio station SDX Synthetic Experience, and this song comes on. And I think to myself, that singer sounds so familiar. Could it be Jennifer Parkin of Ayria? So I used Shazam to find out the name of the song and the band that made it. It wasn’t a long lost Ayria song, but it was sung by Jennifer Parkin. It was a song she did guest vocals on for The Parallel Project in 2004. I knew Parkin had been in another band prior to her solo project Ayria called Epsilon Minus, but I never heard about this. Still, it was just guest vocals. As for The Parallel Project I really had to do some digging. But I found out that this song was off the album Fusion. Not the easiest album to track down either, but eBay and Amazon have it. And of course as you see YouTube has it because they have every song ever recorded. Each of the 14 tracks had a different guest singer. The Parallel Project was a solo effort by Alex Matheu of Tampa, Florida. 

This was a nice little discovery to tide me over until Ayria’s next album. 

Here’s where I found out about it:

Monday, March 1, 2021

The Doom Scroll - The Worst of Social Media, Feb. 2021



 I, like many of you, spend too much time scrolling through Facebook, being subjected to dumb memes and posts, and witnessing society’s gradual slide into total dystopia in realtime, as the feelings of dread mount and each day brings us closer to human extinction. This is known as doomscrolling. Last year was a great year for doing that, but the idiocy continues this year. Rather than blow up people’s feeds by reacting to them all, I had the idea of doing a monthly blog series where I discuss or criticize some of what I see on Facebook, and occasionally Reddit. Just a fun idea, which conveniently also helps me express my opinions while avoiding getting into pointless internet arguments with people in the comments of these posts. Some of these will be humorous while others serious. These will get political at times, so if I say something you disagree with, I do apologize and hope you’ll still like my nonpolitical stuff. If not, meh, oh well.


Post number one:

Sad Proof That Millennials Are Getting Old


Posted by The Ultimate ‘80s Page

Oh dear Gods, I feel like I need dentures after reading this. I was born in 1986, so this is supposed to include me. People my age are finally starting to make these stupid posts. Can’t I just follow a page on Facebook about an era I enjoy without these sort of curmudgeonly “we were the best generation because we drank water from a hose” posts? Where to begin with what’s wrong with this post? Let’s just go down the list:


  1. Kids still play in the street today, believe it or not. Us kids born in the 80s still grew up staring at screens like the current generation, and in fact so did the two generations before us too who had TV, and surprise surprise, playgrounds still had kids then and do now. 
  2. Video games first came out in the 1970s, so that’s wrong. 
  3. First generation to watch cartoons in color? Color TV started in the 1960s, and before that theatrical cartoons had been in color since the 1930s. The early silent short Little Nemo from 1911 was hand-painted in color, if you want to get technical about it. That’s just flat out wrong.
  4. And amusement parks have been around for decades, what are they talking about, 80s kids being the first to go to amusement parks? Didn’t Disneyland open in the 1950s? And that wasn’t even the first amusement park ever. At least read Wikipedia for Gods’ sakes before you make such moronic claims.
  5. The cassette part is true (maybe the only thing that is true in this whole post), although Gen X probably deserves more credit for pioneering the Walkman because I wasn’t even born yet when it first came out. 
  6. More than half of the cartoons listed came out decades before the 1980s. 
  7. Seat belts definitely existed when I was a kid and you were an idiot if you didn’t wear them, plus it was illegal. And cars had air bags.
  8. A bike without brakes?! What?! When did bikes ever not have brakes? “Back in my day, kids just got concussions and died of brain hemorrhage, by jiminy, and we liked it!” Again, Wikipedia. Bikes have pretty much always had some kind of brake.
  9. The first Playstation came out in 1995, when I was nine years old, and someone born in 1980 would have been 15, so we definitely had them. Although I went from Sega Genesis to Nintendo 64.
  10. Everything else listed came out in the 1990s and early 2000s, before I was 20 years old. Why are they acting like people born in the 80s were actually born in the 60s? Are they under the impression that the internet and cell phones didn’t exist until 2010?


I guess old people shaking their fists at the kids on their lawn has always existed and will always continue to exist. Sure, we had a “GREAT Time”, until we were all tricked into getting worthless college degrees and had to spend the rest of our lives in debt in a crappy job market as the economy crashes every ten years. But yeah, let’s be salty at all these kids with their smartphones. Even though we had Game Boys.

Anyway, next post: 


“My Sexual Orientation is: the cast of ‘The Mummy’ (1999)”

So for a long time last year, the following image was circulated in meme groups focused on the 1999 film The Mummy. To the point where I was tired of seeing it. Here’s that image:



Yeah, alright. A cute way to say you’re bisexual, nothing wrong with that. But there was always one thing that bothered me about this image, and someone finally addressed it in the following image:


Ha! How dare the original image leave out Beni! So, the cast of The Mummy, you say? You’re attracted to the WHOLE cast? Really? What they actually meant was “The Conventionally Attractive Cast Members of The Mummy”. Of course they didn’t mean that overweight hairy guy in the fez who spits all the time, tries to illicit sexual favors from Evie in exchange for Rick’s life, and gets eaten alive by scarabs. Maybe someone should make one for the cast of “The Mummy” (1932). That movie never gets enough love. “The Mummy” (2017) is rightfully ignored, though. In fact, forget I mentioned it.


This all went down in Imhotep Mummyposting.


A Political Wizard of Oz Meme by Someone who hasn’t Read the Books, or Probably even seen the Movie in Years


This was circulated around a lot in January during Biden’s inauguration, so I’m cheating a little bit, but this was one of the memes that inspired me to start this blog series just due to how cringeworthy it is, but not wanting to argue with people. Now, this is obviously trying to be a pro-Biden meme. But when you consider that Oz is a colorful, magical utopia where you can’t die and there’s no such thing as money, and is far preferable to the dreary, barren prairies of Kansas, you start to see it in a different light. This is accidentally a pro-Trump meme. As a leftist who considers the democrats to be basically center-right, diet-republicans who are only marginally preferable to actual republicans, this makes me groan for completely different reasons than it would for a conservative.


Another interesting point; in the movie, whether or not they play a hero or a villain, they’re all actors who are friends off-camera and get their paychecks from the same corporation. Just like politicians. Maybe this meme DOES make sense. But I’m obviously putting way more thought into this than whoever made this meme.



When Music Wasn’t “In the Cloud”



Hey, remember when, like, things were different before the internet? Yeah, back when you had to blindly drop $15 on a CD you’d never heard before and hope the music was as good as the cover art? Or buy a CD from a band you’ve heard one song you liked from, only for that to be the only good song on the whole album? Can’t say I miss that. Musicians and record labels probably do though. Well, that’s why I support the artists I like on Bandcamp. It’s a double-edged sword for musicians, because now it’s a lot easier for bands to be discovered, but at the expense of actually making money off one’s music. But record stores still exist. The big chain ones are mostly gone, except for FYE which had to diversify to stay in business, but you still have indy stores. Stop acting like they’re Blockbuster Video or something. 


On the other hand, there was a certain thrill you could only get at a record store, when you dug through the alphabetized shelves and discovered they actually had CDs of an obscure band you like. Can’t get that through online shopping. I still occasionally buy CDs at concerts, but if you’re already at the band’s concert you already know you’re going to like the CD you’re buying. It’s not the same. 


Shared in What if phones, but too much. Which is a hilarious group by the way for stuff like this. 


Nikol the Traitor




I would like to introduce non-Armenians to the Armenian side of Facebook, a microcosm in and of itself, and an awful, emotionally-taxing place to spend one’s time since November. A great place to doomscroll. Between Azeri trolls leaving laugh reactions on news stories about tortured POWs and grieving mothers who lost their sons in war, you also have inane stuff like this picture above. I could do this entire blog post with stuff like that. Here’s a small sample. On the left we have war hero Monte Melkonian, who helped Armenia win the war against Azerbaijan in the 1990s, and on the right, current Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan, who of course, signed a surrender which gave Azerbaijan control of most of Artsakh last November. 


Sigghhh....okay. He didn’t have a smile when he did it. In fact he looks like he’s aged ten years since September if you see him now. And Artsakh wasn’t so much given as it was taken. He was forced to sign the surrender. Maybe he could have handled the war better, but he’s not the only one to blame. If I actually lived in Armenia I’d have a more educated opinion on the matter, no doubt. But my opinion, for what little it may be worth coming from the diaspora, is that he doesn’t deserve most of the blame. Maybe just some. But I would direct my anger at Aliyev, Erdogan and Putin (the leaders of Azerbaijan, Turkey, and of course Russia) before Pashinyan. It’s kind of strange to me to be angrier at him than at Armenia’s actual enemies, and passive “allies” who did nothing. Armenia has been a vassal state to Russia for a long time now, but with delusions of grandeur. It is very painful to admit this. Tigran the Great’s Armenian Empire, which was Armenia at its greatest power, was more than two thousand years ago. While taking on Azerbaijan one-on-one militarily wouldn’t have been an issue, once Turkey, Israel and the Syrian mercenaries got involved, there was just no way Armenia was going to win. Sucks not having any real allies, and living between two much larger and richer countries that want to erase yours off the map. Then you had thirty years of corrupt oligarchs sucking the country dry. That didn’t help matters. Point is, you can’t reduce the defeat to one politician being a traitor.


Anyway, stupid posts like these are not helpful. Pashinyan is at worst a naive and incompetent leader, but I wouldn’t call him a traitor. He didn’t sign that surrender with a smile on his face. But, when a country loses a war, the country’s leader becomes the scapegoat. That’s just how it is. If he couldn’t handle that he shouldn’t have become the leader. I don’t envy his position. Still...maybe my cousin would still be alive if he’d found a way to end the war sooner. Maybe we’d still have Shushi. Maybe it’s because he pissed off Russia by being pro-west so they didn’t bother to get involved sooner. Or maybe it would have happened anyway. I can’t put all the blame on him, though. Perhaps there are sides to the story that we will never know.


Quite a month to be talking about this, with Armenia’s own military calling for Pashinyan’s resignation on February 25th. Almost a coup but it fizzled out before anything actually happened. You might have heard about it on the news. Funny how the mainstream media was nowhere to be found when Azerbaijan was beheading Armenians and burning Armenians alive with illegal white phosphorus, but suddenly now they’re interested in Armenia. No one has put forth a better option than Pashinyan though. I would think holding snap elections and letting people decide if they still want him as a leader would solve the problem and shut the opposition up if he wins, but what do I know? 


Anyway, onto more pleasant topics. For you see just like my Facebook feed, these Doom Scroll posts are going to give you mood whiplash. 

Social Media Addiction




“Help me, I’m addicted to Photoshop, LinkedIn and Uber and it’s tearing my life apart!” What are you trying to do, SadietheJedi, spread Covid around even worse? And didn’t you post this on Twitter? Curious. 


I avoid Twitter due to the horror stories I’ve heard, this screenshot is from Facebook, which along with Reddit are my drugs of choice. Does she have a point? Hm. Well, let me stop making fun of this post for a moment and really think about it. I’ll apply it to my life. Before Facebook I was on MySpace, where I got involved with the roleplay community, making fake profiles for fictional characters and having them interact with other role players with fake profiles, like a co-authored fan fiction written in realtime. It’s a time I miss now. I really honed my writing skills there. But I think my addiction was even worse back then. I had to be on all the time or I would miss something in the roleplay or keep people waiting for replies. Facebook isn’t nearly as fun as MySpace was. More often than not it’s kind of depressing. But I can tear myself away from it whenever I need to. I’m not going to miss anything. Before MySpace (prehistoric times) I would spend most of my free time listening to music, playing video games, watching TV or reading books. I still do all those things when I am able. I didn’t go on the internet much back then, but it’s not as if my life was free from electronics and screens. I hung out with friends in-person too, but moreso in college. Before I graduated High School I was even more isolated, only hanging out with friends when I was at school, mostly. The only reason I hang out with friends less often now is because I moved to Florida, making social media the only way I stay in contact with family and friends. I’m with my wife and son most of the time, but beyond that I’m kind of a hermit, and really always have been a bit of a hermit to varying degrees.


The question then is does social media actually make me socialize with people in-person less often, as this post claims? In my case, no, not really. But maybe it’s because I’ve always been this antisocial. It was more the move to Florida that did it. It’s a lot harder to make friends when you’re an adult. My newest friendships are all through social media. I may not be the best example then. 


1984




Ha! This one got a chuckle out of me. Obviously aimed at conservatives who compare not being allowed to be openly racist, sexist, homophobic or transphobic on social media to George Orwell’s dystopia, without ever having actually read the book. All our electronic devices are listening to us; our social media is selling our information to advertisers, insurance companies and the government; the majority of us have to submit to low paying jobs and be exploited by greedy tyrannical employers who treat people like expendable numbers with the only alternative being homelessness, starvation and death; our planet is dying thanks to human greed and we’re in the middle of the biggest mass extinction since the death of the dinosaurs; our phones track our every move, and yet not being allowed to be a dick in public is what makes them scream about 1984. What a strange hill to die on in the grand scheme of things.

Shared on i’m begging you please read another book, which is normally a hilarious anti-Harry Potter group, but they also talk about any overrated book. Although in this case maybe we should be begging people to actually read the book they’re talking about. Reading books takes too much brain power for some people.


Classic Rock


Was I not just talking about this on my blog? This is so damn true! What, do they just have a mix CD that they play on shuffle? Even when it comes to AC/DC I’m pretty sure they made more than just the five songs we ever hear. 


Anyway, thank you for taking a break from your own doom scrolling to witness a bit of mine. I’m sure this month I will come across more terrible things to talk about. 

Friday, February 26, 2021

Album Review: Ink Project - Rhythm Spirit


 

After sharing my blog entries in the group Sound and Shadows on Facebook, I was approached to do a music review of an upcoming album. The band is Ink Project, and their new album Blind Rhythm releases today, February 26th. I’m not a professional music reviewer, I just kinda state my opinion. When I go to read professional music reviews I wonder how they come up with so many creative terms. But I will do my best to describe this very unique album. I don’t tend to review music I don’t like, because that would just be mean, so that alone should tell you I liked this album. 


The music itself is very relaxing, almost intoxicating, good to put on if you’re in a mellow mood. It is electronic down-tempo music, that kind of defies genre labels in my opinion. Its smooth electronic beats are accompanied by clean and pure vocals. I especially enjoyed the vocals by Fifi Rong, a Chinese-British singer who has also collaborated with Yello (you may remember their song “Oh Yeah”). She sings on their lead single “The End”, which is the music video above. This being the first track on the album, I do have to wonder why it was first and not at the end of the album, but perhaps there is deeper meaning behind that. The songs flow into one another, making the album a singular entity that is best listened from beginning to end.


From a philosophical standpoint, I really liked the title track “Rhythm Spirit Part 2”, an outro to Part 1 which is really more of a speech than a song, but goes into how human existence is based on rhythm. The moon cycles, the seasons, the tides, etc. There’s a certain rhythm to the universe, which music itself is derived from. Humans find rhythm comforting, perhaps due to the predictability of it.  It provides the album with a thesis, making it not just a random collection of songs but an album with a concept. That’s something you don’t see enough of these days. 


The album consists mainly of nine original tracks , and then a series of remixes of “The End” and “Feeding the Fire”, bringing the total of songs up to 17. 



If you are curious to check this album out you can listen to it here: https://soundcloud.com/blindcolour/sets/ink-project-rhythm-spirit

Or buy it here: https://smarturl.it/RhythmSpirit

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Fun, Time-Wasting Character Charts

 I have been lurking around in the Fire Emblem community for a couple months now; despite being a fan of the games for many years, for some reason it never occurred to me to seek out its fandom until recently. This may have to do with the fact that before the most recent game, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, became a hit, the fandom was significantly smaller. In any case, I started seeing character charts being shared around such as this: 



This one is for Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, a title for the Nintendo Wii. Having played the game, the chart is mostly accurate. Although, that bald overweight guy under Chaotic Angry ought to be under Chaotic Horny if you ask me, as he is quite lecherous. He is a slave trader who has Reyson, a member of the angel-like Serenes species who you see under Angry Angry (his anger comes from being one of three survivors of a genocide against his species, so it’s very understandable), kidnapped, and then proceeds to fawn over him in a suggestive manner. You get the feeling he has a fetish for the Serenes. Why they gave this gross character the coolest theme in the game I don’t know. This all happens in the prequel to this game, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, by the way. In Radiant Dawn, despite him pretty clearly dying in the previous game, they bring him back with no explanation and he becomes a good guy. That game seems like it was written by completely different people as it ruins the characterizations of a lot of characters from the previous one. I don’t forgive Oliver for being a disgusting, perverted slave-holder, but the game expects you to. 


These have been made for basically all of the Fire Emblem games. But I decided to make one myself, not for Fire Emblem, but for the Oz series. With forty books, the series contains hundreds of characters. Certainly making such a chart would be no problem, right? So I got the template first:


Have fun with this. 

I grabbed an already done chart and erased the Fire Emblem characters in the Comic Draw program I use for my webcomic (follow the shameless plug). Next, I needed to compile a list. This was difficult, especially since there aren’t many “horny” characters in the Oz books. But I managed, by digging up some more obscure ones. Finding corresponding illustrations was usually quite easy thanks to the Oz Fandom Wiki and Project Gutenberg, but challenging at times if they weren’t from one of the public domain books. All are by John R. Neill save for the Wicked Witch of the West, by W.W. Denslow. Here’s the chart, and a list of characters with explanations. 



Pure Pure: Dorothy - Plenty of characters would fit in this category; Ozma, Glinda, Betsy, Ojo, etc. I went with Dorothy due to her prominence in the earlier and more famous Oz books. 


Pure Angry: Queen Ann - Angry at her status as queen of an irrelevant kingdom in Oz, but harmless overall. 


Pure Horny: Tin Woodman - He was horny when he was Nick Chopper, before he became tin. And he’s pure-hearted. 


Pure Stupid: The Scarecrow - He does get smarter over the course of the books, but that brain the Wizard gave him was a total placebo. It gave him confidence, not intelligence. But his lack of intelligence in the early books may just stem from the fact that he was inexperienced, having come to life not long before Dorothy discovered him. He was never as stupid as he thought he was in the first book, but never as smart as he thought he was in the other books.


Pure Chaotic: Scraps - Scraps is unpredictable, but pure-hearted. Her innocence can lead her to be unknowingly mean occasionally, but that’s the chaos. 


Angry Pure: Woozy - He gets inexplicably furious when you say the words krizzle-kroo. But otherwise is calm-tempered and benevolent.


Angry Angry: Ruggedo - This is the former Nome King’s defining character trait. He never gets over losing his Magic Belt, and later his throne, thanks to the meddling of Ozma and her friends. 


Angry Horny: Googly-Goo - A noble from the kingdom of Jinxland who tries to force Princess Gloria to marry him, when she has eyes for the gardener Pon. 


Angry Stupid: Jinjur - Angry over Oz’s patriarchy, she managed to take over Oz with an army of women wielding sewing needles, but had no plan for what to do after taking the throne. Leading to her quick defeat.


Angry Chaotic: Wicked Witch of the West - The most well-known villain of the series. She has all sorts of tricks up her sleeves, so you don’t know what she will do next. She’s also very angry.


Horny Pure: Jo Files - A member of Queen Ann’s army who falls in love with a Rose Princess named Ozga. The romance is rushed and undeveloped, but writing love stories in the Oz series wasn’t Baum’s strong suit. Maybe he had better love stories in his adult novels, I’m not sure. I need to read them.


Horny Angry: Nimmie Amee - Her anger is understandable when both her boyfriends were gradually dismembered and replaced with tin parts, and eventually abandoned her. The Tin Woodman in particular could have sought her out a lot sooner than he did. Her anger is justified.


Horny Horny: Captain Fyter - Nimmie’s other ex-boyfriend. There’s not much more to his character than this, making horny his only real trait.


Horny Stupid: Chopfyt - Nimmie’s current boyfriend, a Frankenstein monster made up of Nick Chopper and Captain Fyter’s discarded body parts. Not much going on in his brain.


Horny Chaotic: Mogodore the Mighty - From Jack Pumpkinhead of Oz, this villainous baron first tries to force Princess Shirley Sunshine to marry him, but after he conquers the Emerald City in an embarrassingly low moment for Ozma’s rule (he conquered it while everyone was playing Blind Man’s Bluff and was blindfolded), he decides to force Ozma to marry him instead. Took some serious digging to get that illustration by the way, since his book is still under copyright. You’re welcome. 


Stupid Pure: Jack Pumpkinhead - He often admits to being dim-witted, but that comes with having a pumpkin for a head. He did defeat Mogodore, though. 


Stupid Angry: The Mangaboos - Pictured is Gwig, their sorcerer, but the subterranean Mangaboos are plant people that are hostile to outsiders, and not too bright. This could also apply to any number of Oz’s small kingdoms visited in filler chapters. 


Stupid Horny: Princess Gloria - She’s in love with a gardener named Pon, but is just a damsel in distress. 


Stupid Stupid: Button-Bright - Particularly in his first appearance, where all he ever says is “Don’t know”. Dorothy calls him stupid at one point. He gets wiser in later books. 


Stupid Chaotic: Notta Bit More - A bungling clown from The Cowardly Lion of Oz who refuses to change his strategy in dealing with threats no matter how many times his strategy fails. He’s chaotic in the same way Scraps is. You would have to be chaotic to accidentally stumble upon a nonsense spell that sends one to Oz.


Chaotic Pure: Handy Mandy - A seven-armed goat herder who doesn’t take smack from anyone. Her temper can provoke Oz’s stupid-angry filler kingdoms, but she’s got a heart of gold and ends up saving Oz. 


Chaotic Angry: Mombi - Another wicked witch. Her bitterness may stem from the fact that she never got to become the Wicked Witch of the North. 


Chaotic Horny: Glegg - A creeper from Kabumpo in Oz who wouldn’t take no for an answer when Princess Peg Amy rejected him, so he turned her into a tree. Another victim of Ruth Plumly Thompson’s bloodthirsty version of Ozma, he was actually executed by being made to drink one of his own potions. That illustration of him is hilarious, by the way. 


Chaotic Stupid: The Whimsies - A malicious race of beings with tiny heads that leave little room for brains. The Nome King recruited them to help invade Oz one time. 


Chaotic Chaotic: The First and Foremost - He is actually the most powerful and feared villain in the Oz series, as the most powerful of the Phanfasms, another malicious race that the Nome King recruited for his invasion of Oz. They agreed to join because they like to make people suffer. 



Anyway, that’s the list. Since most Oz books have no romance, the Horny section includes basically any character who ever showed interest in romance at any point. Baum avoided romance most of the time, while Thompson basically told the same love story over and over, and the characters tended to fall under Pure Horny in every case. Notably I couldn’t find anyplace to put The Wizard or the Cowardly Lion. They just don’t seem to fall under any of these categories. There needed to be a cowardly and a shady column for them.




Thursday, February 18, 2021

The Best of Radio Garden



When it comes to radio stations, in America you have your classic rock stations, your “80s, 90s and Today” stations, your hip hop stations, a Spanish station, a generic Top 40 pop station, a news station, and then it repeats. It’s the same from town to town. By about 2002, with Nu Metal overtaking alternative rock and the Emo craze right around the corner, I disavowed FM radio and listened exclusively to European metal on CDs for the next few years. The radio, with its mainstream music looped over and over, and ads between every two songs, had nothing more to offer me, so it seemed. But, that is because I only had access to local stations. 


These days, I get most of my new music from gothic music podcasts and YouTube uploads. Listening to the radio for new music is something I haven’t done consistently for almost twenty years. But then, I found out about a website. Radio Garden. This website lets you navigate an interactive Google Earth map (without borders, because radio signals don’t adhere to borders) and listen to radio stations from all over the world. I have searched the world for worthy radio stations in my preferred genres, and found quite a few. Even some goth ones! Several of those, in fact. Maybe it is time to return to the radio. How was I to know I could be listening to Hungarian goth radio stations all this time? Why is this type of music so completely absent from the American airwaves? I keep asking myself this every time I find another of these stations. I think I’m culturally more European than American, despite having been born here. As I searched the world I was still surprised by how similar to America’s a lot of their radio stations all are. You’ve got Top 40, 80s, 90s, oldies, etc. in nearly every country. Seems the majority of the human race listens to the exact same music, sadly, because that’s all the corporations shove down our throats. But there are a few unique stations here and there, like hidden gems. Especially in Europe. I only wish I had a way to record from these stations onto a blank tape. Sure I could use an auxiliary cord, but those seem to kill the sound quality.


Sadly there are still ads, and they’re always local to where you are no matter where in the world the radio station is. I don’t want my German polka music interrupted by a commercial for Publix in Florida, dammit. At least it would be interesting listening to ads from other countries, but no. Must be how Radio Garden pays the bills. You can just switch stations when an ad comes on, just like with regular radio. If a station is ad-free anyway then you don’t need to bother. A word of caution, though. Radio Garden will try to convince you to download the app. I did, and I lost all my favorites on the website version, which did not transfer over to the app either. If I hadn’t already been writing this blog and saving the links I may not have been able to find some of these stations again. I think it periodically forgets your favorites eventually anyway even when you’re not messing around with the app though. Maybe the app is better at remembering, but I haven’t really used it enough to be sure because you get popup ads on the app, which you don’t get on the website. Everything else on the app was exactly the same as using the website. So I don’t recommend the app. Unless they update it to be better somehow after this writing.


Below I have linked to some of my favorite radio stations from around the world here, sorted by genres I am into (Goth, Metal, Alternative Rock, Armenian music, folk, and other random genres) in roughly the order I discovered each one in. This is more so that I can have them saved somewhere, but also to share them. I just discovered this website last week so this list is by no means exhaustive.


Goth Music 


Synthradio

Moscow, Russia

This was the first station I found that played music from under the “Goth” music genre umbrella, which I will be using in this blog entry as a convenient shorthand. I am pretty sure stations like this do not exist in America. Granted, this station focuses mostly on dark electro, like what the dance clubs play. That’s what most of the gothic music stations I found have in common. As the name suggests, very synth-heavy. I like that though. Expect to hear VNV Nation and the like.


CIRMI Synthwave

Miskolc, Hungary

Much like the previous station, this one plays dance club goth music. It’s not actual “Synthwave”, another term for Retrowave, which is a revival of 80s New Wave and pop, but maybe Synthwave means something else in Hungary. 


CIRMI Darkwave Gothic Post-Punk

Miskolc, Hungary

This is obviously related to the previous station, but the focus is darkwave and post-punk. Guitar-based goth music. They play The Cure fairly often. There must be a big goth scene in Miskolc, Hungary. Who’d have thought?


Radio Synthpop

Lima, Peru

A Peruvian radio station that’s a little more my style, playing electronic music. It’s not really dark synth, but it’s up my alley enough, and is one of my favorites. Music you still wouldn’t really find in the United States so much. I actually heard them play And One though. And songs other than just “Military Fashion Show” and “Panzermensch” too, which are the only  ones most club DJs ever play. So they will play EBM from time to time. It’s funny how they interrupt the song to say “Rrrradio synthpop perrrrfecto!” every now and then. This is a charming little radio station to put on. 


ON Gothic

Hof, Germany

Leave it to Germany to have a Gothic music station. It’s got darkwave, post-punk, industrial, industrial metal. I even heard them play Rammstein, appropriately enough. There are so many great bands from Germany they have to get airplay somewhere.


Dark Asylum Radio

Perth, United Kingdom

I thought I had found all the goth stations, but then I decided to search under the term “dark”, and got some more. This one from Scotland was playing Ministry when I first tuned in, so I knew I’d found a good oneFrom what I’ve heard, this station seems to specialize in Industrial music and dark electro. A lot of the time it feels just like listening to the Communion After Dark podcast. I have heard them play VNV Nation, [:SITD:], Das Ich, Project Pitchfork, And One, and even Kraftwerk. They’re after me own heart, they are. They blend the songs together like a DJ does at a club; you start to hear hints of the next song at the end of the current song, and it transitions. It’s like listening to an endless DJ live stream. This might be my favorite radio station in the world. Followed closely by Radio Synthpop. Unless there are more that I haven’t discovered yet. 


Radio DarkItalia

Parma, Italy

The “dark” search also turned up this station, another dark electronic music station. So Italy has enough cool people to warrant a goth station as well. How lucky for them. 


SDX Synthetic Experience 

Stockholm, Sweden

Yet another dark electro goth station! Found this one while searching “synth” trying to get back to Lima’s Radio Synthpop. It truly is a synthetic experience. They even snuck some Kraftwerk in there as I listened, which made me excited. I’ve also heard Laibach and Diary of Dreams. This is one of my favorites. 



Metal


Metal Express Radio

Oslo, Norway

I knew there had to be a metal station in Norway somewhere, since that’s where all the best metal comes from. And there is one! There’s another genre missing from American radio. 


Dark Radio

Berlin, Germany

I expected this to be another goth station, but it seems to be more of a metal station. Still a cool find. So far I’ve mainly heard melodic power metal, not sure if they ever play black metal or other genres. I feel so cheated as an American. Why do our radio stations all suck?

There’s a very similar station in Cologne, Germany called Ultra Dark Radio, which seems to be the same kind of music and may be affiliated with Dark Radio. 


Alternative Rock


Radio Movement

Moscow, Russia

This is just a good place to go for the 80s and 90s alternative rock I grew up listening to. I could probably find a station like this in the US since it is pretty mainstream, or was when it was new. Except it’s all the way in Moscow. That just makes things more interesting. 


90.5 The Edge

Concord, California, United States 

I have a history with this alternative rock station, and I’ve told that story on the blog before. I grew up listening to this radio station. I recorded my first mixtape off this radio station.  It’s a student-run radio station at a high school, where they train DJs. It’s been around since 1969, good to know it’s still going. I’ve moved on from this type of music, but it’s still kind of nice to go back and listen to this station again. It’s sentimental. 


Armenian Music 


Radio Yeraz

Aleppo, Syria

Yeraz is Armenian for “dream”, and this is an Armenian radio station for the diaspora living in Syria. The fact that this station is up and running leads me to believe maybe Aleppo is more intact than the western media would have us believe. No, Syria isn’t just a big rubble pile. This station plays Armenian traditional folk and modern Armenian pop. Diasporan Armenian radio stations are more dedicated to playing Armenian music than the actual radio stations in Armenia, oddly enough. I guess when you’re surrounded by it constantly you want to hear something different. It’s interesting to contrast attitudes in Armenia versus in the Armenian diaspora by looking at their radio stations. Maybe it’s similar when you compare a Spanish radio station in California versus a typical radio station in Mexico, which would be under no obligation to play only Spanish-language music. So anyway, if you’re in the mood for Armenian music you’re actually better off finding one of these stations than finding one from Yerevan, where they mix in Russian and American music a lot of the time. I found a couple more Armenian stations in Lebanon and one in America which I will cover. 


Lav Radio

Yerevan, Armenia

“Lav” is Armenian for “good”. This is one of the better stations to get Armenian music from the actual country, although it’s pretty much just pop music. There are two Lav Radio stations. The other one is Lav Radio Mix. This station plays electronic music and pop, not necessarily from Armenia alone, and they throw in some Russian and English-language songs too. It’s not always my type of music, though. Like I mentioned in the previous post, it’s a bit of a mix.

I will go ahead and mention Nor Radio here as well (“nor” means “new”), a very similar radio station also from Yerevan. That station also mixes music from other countries, and is essentially just like Lav Radio. All of the stations in Armenia come out of Yerevan, although I could have sworn Vanadzor had one when I was living there for two months. Maybe Radio Garden doesn’t have them all. I do have to be careful when using the map not to accidentally switch to a station in Turkey or Nakhichevan. For historical reasons. 


Libano Հայազգի ձայն

Beirut, Lebanon

“Hayazgi Dzayn” or “Armenian Voice” in English. Another Armenian radio station, this time from Lebanon. It’s not the only one there either, such as this one. There’s a very large Armenian diaspora community in Beirut. Again, it’s mainly traditional folk or pop-folk. But you know what you’re getting, no random pop music from other countries.


Yerevan Nights Radio

Glendale, California, United States 

Oh alright, one more Armenian station. Gotta catch ‘em all, I guess. And this one is from the United States! I should have grown up in Glendale. It’s a small town near Los Angeles and a well-known Armenian colony. I checked Glendale specifically just to see if there were any Armenian radio stations there, and there was this one. The Armenians in Glendale are very committed to preserving their identity, so this is a good radio station for that reason.


Folk Music


Radio Folk Peru

Lima, Peru

Now here’s something completely different. You like pan pipes? Well here’s the station for you. Peruvian folk music is very relaxing. My wife is half-Peruvian which was what led me to search Peru for radio stations. I like this one. 


Arberwaldradio

Geiersthal, Germany

Germany is home to a few German folk music stations, mostly in the south of the country. Nearby Munich also has Volksmusikwelle, and Radio Heimatmelodie. These three stations alone should cover your yodeling and accordion fix. But there are most certainly others. 


Miscellaneous 


It’s All Mixed Up

Cork, Ireland

A multi-genre radio station from Ireland. They play all sorts. It’s someplace to stop when you’re skipping through the stations, at least. 


Greek Otaku Radio

Athens, Greece

This one is too weird not to include. It’s a radio station from Greece that plays music from Japanese anime shows. Really. I have no idea how this happened. I’m just amused that it exists. 


Gem Radio New Wave

Dublin, Ireland

An actual dedicated New Wave station is hard to find, but Dublin, Ireland has one. There are 80s stations all over the world, but at least this one doesn’t mix in the boring love ballads and pop music. 


The UK 1940s Radio Station

London, United Kingdom

Radio stations with music this old are a rarity. I do like me some classic jazz, swing and big band music every now and then. This station plays music you’d expect to hear in old black and white movies and Betty Boop cartoons. 


Electro Swing Revolution Radio

Berlin, Germany

Electro Swing is a modern swing revival with electronic music infused with it. It is such a niche genre, it’s really cool to see that there’s a radio station that plays it somewhere. I didn’t think it was really very well known outside of YouTube. There’s so much more variety on the radio in Germany. 


Anyway, I probably still haven’t discovered all the radio stations I would like. If you know of any you think I would be into, go ahead and let me know here or on Facebook.