I have never watched the 2000 movie High Fidelity all the way through, but there’s a famous scene where the main character discusses his “mixtape rules”, or the subtle art of making a compilation tape. He comes off as kind of snobby, like who calls a mixtape a “compilation tape”, really? But you know, he gets it. He knows that making a mixtape is a very subtle art. Nearly a lost art. Kind of a useless skill in today’s society unless you can make a living being some sort of DJ. And usually your only audience is yourself. It’s a very solitary, almost lonely hobby. With few exceptions, it’s mostly only neurodivergent weirdos like me that are still using cassettes in the 2020s. But that’s okay because it means cassettes are cheap and plentiful, unlike say, vinyl. He also points out that you’re using someone else’s art to make your own art (in a way that I would argue requires more creativity than AI “art”, just to clarify) and that's a very delicate thing, as he puts it. There might be planning stages. Afterwards you might need to make edits. You might want the case to have pretty art on it. The whole process of recording a mixtape might take much longer than the 90-120 minutes that make up the length of the cassette. He doesn't go into his rules too deeply, perhaps because the movie would be too boring for normal people who just slap their playlists together willy-nilly. The movie is based on a book though, that might go into more detail. I should pick it up sometime.
The mixtape rules from High Fidelity seem to be as follows, and I'm paraphrasing:
1. You start out with a "banger", a hook, something that slaps, that grab's the listener's attention, a high-energy, fast paced track.
2. You follow up with a song that's almost as much of a banger but not quite. Maybe it's just a little slower, a little less heavy, or what have you.
3. The third track has to slow things down. It has to be something more relaxing. You don't want to "blow your wad", as he says. (Gross)
He then goes into how personal it is to make a mixtape for someone else, you really have to know the person through-and-through. I have done that in the past but not often. If I make a mix for someone it’s hard not to just shove my musical tastes down their throat, honestly. He's right about that being challenging. In the movie he’s making a mixtape for a girl he likes, so his approach makes sense, you wouldn’t want to get too experimental with your mix in that case.
My personal rules are a bit different. This is one way you can start a tape, and I've used this method often, long before ever watching this scene. But you might also want to start slow and work your way up, in a slow burn. If you're already listening to a cassette you're in it for the long haul anyway. Or you can throw some voice samples in there first (easy to do these days if you have a cassette deck with an aux port and can record straight off YouTube), or start with a stirring instrumental opener, whatever strikes your fancy. In fact, my most recent tape "Tropical Twilight" starts with this very scene from High Fidelity, which I recorded onto the cassette, and then I use his method.
These are my mixtape rules. Or rather, more like guidelines. They can always be broken if the situation calls for it.
I. The Brainstorming Phase and Types of Mixtapes
So, you've been hearing some great music lately and want to put it on a tape. Or, you noticed some of those new songs have similar themes or sounds to them as older songs you know, and you want to hear how they would sound synchronized back-to-back. Maybe you have a tape series that you add to at the same time every year, or every ten tapes perhaps. Then it becomes something you look forward to, something special.
My mixtapes fall into a variety of categories:
1. The Radio Mixtape:
Ah, the old tradition. How they did it way back in the 1900s. Sitting there for hours waiting for the radio to play a song you like, hoping the DJ doesn't talk over it too much. Nearly impossible to do a Themed Tape this way, except for maybe the genre type (more on that below), you don’t have much control beyond just deciding when to hit record. My first tapes were this type. I must confess I don't really have the patience to do these anymore. I mostly stopped doing these around the time emo got popular and all my favorite rock stations went to crap, leaving me to become a metalhead. Even if I were to find a decent rock radio station around here, it would only be stuff I've heard a million times, and unlike some people my age I always crave new music.
Now there IS a newer method of doing these that I should mention. There's an app called Radio Garden, which I wrote about before, that lets you access radio stations around the world, some of them internet-based. There are actual goth stations on there, amazingly. If you have a boombox with an aux port, you can record straight to cassette from this app too. I did four mixtapes over the course of a couple years using this method, but again I ran into many of the same problems. Even a lot of the goth radio stations play stuff I've heard a million times, it’s just Sisters of Mercy instead of Nirvana. I would get lucky every now and then, like once I recorded a radio show of nothing but remixes of Velvet Acid Christ songs from a station in Scotland. But it takes more time and patience than I have these days, and for not much payoff in the end. Every time I do another of these I remember why I don’t do them anymore. I like the idea of recording a Radio Mixtape better than actually recording the mixtape. I get all my new music off YouTube anyway.
Above: The radio mixtape I recorded during my 2015 trip to Armenia. Maybe the most important mixtape of this type that I have ever done. Which amazingly YouTube let me upload without any copyright hassle.
2. The Year Tape:
At the beginning of the year, I select a two-hour tape, and each month I add two songs to it. My top two songs of that month. This gives me ten minutes a month to work with. Often there is extra room at the end of the tape because two songs don’t usually add up to ten minutes, which I'll then fill with some #3 songs that didn't make the cut previously. I've been doing my Year Tapes in this orderly manner since 2004, before that I wasn't adhering to any sort of rules, they were just tapes I could do whatever I wanted to all year. Anyway, listening to Year Tapes back-to-back can be a nice, abridged retelling of your life.
Above: My Year Tapes from 1999 to about 2022. I switched from the Gregorian calendar to the Ancient Armenian calendar back in 2010/4502. The first four I recorded sometime in 2005 because the originals didn't adhere to my new Year Tape rules (2003 sorta does so I didn't remake that one)
3. The Theme Mixtape:
So, you want a tape where all the songs are all about vampires, or the Moon, or the ancient Egyptian afterlife? Or all the same genre, subject, theme, language, mood or time period? Maybe they're all covers, or maybe they all came out in 1984? Then you make a Theme Tape. You're putting songs together that all have something in common, in order to make a statement or tell a story. I've shared many of these on my blog before. These tapes can be loads of gimmicky fun, but they can even be therapeutic, especially if they're mood-based. You might start out with sad songs or angry songs and very gradually work your way into happier songs, leaving yourself in a better mood afterwards. You can also do the opposite, but you probably don't want to (though there's something to be said for ending Side B with beautiful melancholy after an upbeat tape, if you do it just right). Walk yourself through the Five Stages of Grief if need be. It's like alchemy, transmutation magic.
Above: Nosferatunes, the aforementioned vampire tape. I included voice clips from the 1932 Dracula and the Castlevania anime throughout. There’s a corresponding playlist too if you want to hear it. And those missing videos on the playlist are still preserved on my tape, yay physical media.
4. The Audiobiography:
The soundtrack to your life. My life has a soundtrack, it just happens to span over 300 cassettes (I've been doing this for 25 years). These could be "current hits" or songs you were into over the last month or two, or it could be the music that got you through a significant life event, good or bad. You can do them for events that happened years ago too but it's better if it's fresh. That said, I've made some tapes about my childhood that really captured my nostalgia. Put some songs you haven't heard in years on there, it's like a time machine.
Above: Audiobiography: The 20s - Part II. I wrote about this series of tapes before. This is a specific type where each 90 minute tape covers five years of my life, that’s 18 minutes for each year. I’m doing the next one when I’m 40.
I usually do these as CD mixes for the car, but I've done a couple tapes like this too. Just throw whatever random songs you have into a blender and see what comes of it. Record from an MP3 player or very long playlist and hit shuffle. You might even get some accidental synchronicity. Thing is, the end result probably won't be something you'll want to go back and listen to very often. Radio Mixtapes can fall under this category too sometimes. I've started to do another sub-type too in recent years, where if a song has to be eliminated from a mixtape for time I put it instead on a Random Mix. I might finish the tape over the course of two to four months, only adding a few songs each sitting. These end up being a lot more listenable.
Above: Heart-Shaped Casket, my most recent of the latter type. I found out when you slow Alvin and the Chipmunks down they sound like either post-punk or sludge metal depending on the song, but I still felt like keeping it off my mainline mixtapes.
6. Not Really a Mixtape:
This covers the other stuff you might record on a cassette; bootlegged live shows, full albums, dictation, etc.
Once you’ve chosen what type of mix you want to make, you can start planning the track listing. For the modern cassette enthusiast, it might be a good idea to make a playlist on your streaming website of choice, listen to it few times, perfect it and decide what songs go best together, and time all the songs to make sure they’ll all fit on the tape and nothing gets cut off mid-song. But there’s also something to be said for the little surprises you get by just going in blind. Sometimes I’ll start with a batch of 30 or so new songs, knowing they’re not all going to fit, and just go with what song sounds good after the previous one until I’m done. And with this method, I even be inspired to hunt down a song I hadn’t thought of during the planning stages that would go perfect after another song. Patterns will emerge sometimes that I hadn’t anticipated. Sometimes it will start to tell a story.
II. Choosing a Cassette to Record On
Once you've decided on what you want your tape to be, you'll need to select a cassette. This can be more complicated than you think. You'll need to decide on the length you want (the standard lengths are 60, 90, and 120, with some more rare lengths out there). You'll hear people caution against using the 120-minute tapes. Just be careful with them and don't needlessly rewind or fast-forward them, and make sure the heads in your tape deck are clean, and you'll probably be fine, I've rarely had issues with them. You do kind of sacrifice quality for quantity though. 90 minutes is a good length for an average mixtape, you don’t want to pick a tape that’s too long and end up using filler songs to finish it. 60 minutes is too short in my opinion, you might as well make a mix CD which is 80 minutes, but I do use those tapes for things in the "Not Really a Mixtape" category.
If your supply is low, then you might not have much choice. But I've amassed enough recorded blank cassettes from thrift stores and other places to keep me busy for years, even at two mixtapes a month like I usually do, and I have tons of variety. These days because no one really makes them anymore it's cheaper to record over used cassettes from a thrift store, as sealed blanks can be expensive online. You can digitize them first if they have anything interesting on them (like I found a wrestling show from the 1970s once), but usually it's grandpa’s old country gospel music or something lame like that. If you're lucky enough to have some sealed blanks though, you'll want to save them for special occasions, not just any old mix.
You might also make choices based on appearance. For instance, the Memorex dBS always gives me nostalgia because they were the first tapes I ever recorded on, so mostly I use those tapes for nostalgic mixes (see below). But sometimes a certain brand of cassette just has the energy you're looking to evoke with your mix. Cassettes come in Type I, the standard, Type II, which has better sound quality (but can be harder to record over unless you erase it completely with a magnet), and the mythical Type IV metal tapes with the best sound quality; if you find one of these, treasure it. They're rare and expensive. I have only found two in all my years of collecting. (Not sure what happened to Type III). As for brands, stick to the well-known ones. Avoid Tonemaster, or anything else that looks cheaply-made. And be careful recording on the really old tapes. The best quality tapes are from the 80s to early 90s, during the cassette’s heyday. I'm too nervous to record on anything older than the 1980s myself. Which brings me to another point: make sure your tape is intact and mold-free before you jeopardize your equipment. Make sure the little spongey pad on top is there. If the magnetic tape has white stuff on it or looks crusty, it's moldy and best throw it away unless it was important, because if it gets in your cassette deck the mold will spread to every tape you play in it thereafter. It's not impossible to clean but not usually worth it either. This happens more with VHS tapes, but I've seen it happen to audio cassettes. None of mine of course, because I wouldn’t store my tapes in a damp basement for 40 years only to give it to a thrift store, like some people.
Above: One of my most recent mixtapes, Allstars ิณ, on a Memorex dBS. Yes, I'm on Armenian numerals now, this is the third tape in a new series. I started with positive numbers, then negative numbers, and now Armenian numerals. I'm a nerd. I do an Allstars tape every ten tapes. The music on it is mostly new or at least new to me, but between the songs I wedged old radio station bumpers from the 90s that I got off my old tapes so it sounds like I recorded it off the radio. Fun times were had.
III. Picking a Title
Now you might have already gone into this with a title in mind, or you might be flying blind and only decide on a title once you're done, so this step is flexible. I find it best to go into it with a title already in mind, because that will give you a direction you want to take the mix in, like the thesis statement in an essay. I always try to come up with something catchy and creative, something that rhymes or uses alliteration or wordplay. Some common inspirations include the weather, the time of year, something going on in my life. Foreign titles are good too; everything sounds cooler in German. You can also name it after a song on the tape, which is less creative but effective nonetheless if you think it's a good title for the whole tape. I came up with "Allstars" when I was 12 and have kept it out of tradition, even though it's not a terrific title and makes me think of that song by Smash Mouth. Some good titles I've come up with for my mixtapes over the years include "Tropical Twilight", "A Gothic Romance", "Black is Not Dark Enough", "The Hermit", "Eclipse" (recorded during the eclipse in April 2024), "Cold Caress", "November Embers", "Humid Gloom", "The Forest of Ghosts", “Dreamweaver”, “Instrumental Illness”, "Nosferatunes", "The Abyss", “The Gates of Duat”, “The Style is Death”, "WelTraum" (Weltraum is German for universe, but it also contains the word "traum" meaning dream, I always just thought that was cool).
Naming it something like "(Insert your name here)'s Mix" or "Awesome Mix" like in Guardians of the Galaxy is amateurish, if I may be so blunt. Not that I don't have my share of old mixtapes with bad titles myself (yeah I know, Michael's Music/Suren's Songs), but they're from my teen years, when I was an amateur.
IV. Building the Track Listing
V. Utilizing Your Space
VI: Cataloging and Decorating Your Mixtape
Top two (The Masquerade and Coffin Classics) came from fliers I found at a gothic nightclub, The Castle in Tampa, Florida, and cut and folded into makeshift J-cards. Then we have Satan from the movie The Adventures of Mark Twain on the cover of a tape where every song is Satanic (fun times were had), Music Nonstop with the Goddess Hathor (as she appears in my webcomic of course) and the God Nehebkau, and a doomer on the cover of a tape of Russian post-punk.
After this step, you’re pretty much done. I wait at least three days before giving it the first listen-through, so it’s still fresh in my mind, but not entirely. That’s when you might do your edits too. So the tape is not really complete until after the first listen.
I often ponder the question of who is going to be listening to these tapes after I’m gone. Where will these cassettes be in 100 years? Are they destined for a landfill? Will they get erased in a gigantic solar flare? Detonated in a nuclear blast? Or will they become family heirlooms? Sold off to collectors? Maybe even fossilized and discovered by future archeologists. Probably not the latter two, at least some of them if not all of them are probably destined for the landfill after enough years go by, and it will be like I never existed, but I can dream. I feel like I have uploaded my consciousness onto these tapes. They contain my memories. If I were to lose them it would be like having amnesia. But if someone plays them after I’m gone, I will live again.
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